Chapter 1: The Train Terror

The most, most, most important thing is that this Taoist priest is actually Zhou Chuchu

"I don't know, perhaps something unexpected has happened..." Zhou Chuchu furrowed her brows, her face displaying a serious expression

Hello, my name is Zhou Chuchu. The beautiful woman eventually reached out her hand to shake mine

My son... where are you... please do not scare your mother anymore...

However, after all, this is a public place, and it may still be somewhat difficult to fully let loose and engage in activities freely

Her words left me utterly speechless

Damn it, although my nose can detect "filth" based on odors, the smell of excrement in the restroom can still confuse my judgment

Xiao Ming! Where have you run off to? Come out quickly, Xiao Ming! Don't scare your mother! Outside the private room, a very anxious voice rang out.

I knew I could no longer afford to waste time, so I immediately rushed out of the private room

The closer one gets, the more it stinks, the closer one gets, the more it stinks

I am a police officer. I made up an excuse, "Could you please elaborate on what exactly happened?"

The current situation is quite clear; something has taken Xiao Ming away, and they may be hiding in some corner of the train

Qiuqiu, do not act foolishly! The beautiful woman also felt that the chubby girl was a bit excessive and complained to her.

According to my usual temperament, I would definitely greet this fat man properly. However, since there is a beautiful woman present today, I naturally will not ruin my own image

I was finally provoked by this fat man and was about to argue when suddenly the lights went out

"Really cheap?" The beautiful woman widened her eyes and did not shake my hand. Meanwhile, the chubby woman beside her was already laughing so hard that she could hardly breathe

Wait! There is a smell

I will see where you run this time

You say I eavesdrop? You could speak a little louder when you talk! You say I have ulterior motives towards you? I would rather have ulterior motives towards a sow!

This smooth and tender sensation—this refreshing and tangy feeling—

The beauty named Chuchu blushed slightly, secretly glared at the chubby girl, and said softly: "Don't talk nonsense..."

"I am not talking nonsense. As soon as you got in the car, you kept staring at that ugly man. Are you feeling unwell?" The voice of the chubby girl not only did not lower, but rather intentionally rose a bit.

Qiuqiu? Truly lives up to its name, being as big and round as a ball.

My nose can detect the scent of those "filthy things"; the greater the resentment, the more foul the odor it emits

A blunt female voice interrupted my thoughts

Even the clay Bodhisattva has a third of its anger, let alone me, a passionate young man

In the darkness, my figure swiftly weaves through the crowd, my gaze searching each spot on the train like a wolf.

But what surprised me was that this Taoist priest was a woman, and an extremely beautiful woman at that

"How strange? Why is the light out so early?" the chubby girl murmured with a puzzled expression.

Before me stands a Taoist priest, holding a peach wood sword and chanting incantations.

With a crisp sound of "pa", a red mark suddenly appeared on the back of my hand

I feel like something has happened outside. I glanced at Zhou Chuchu and said seriously, During these critical times, I suggest you endure it a little longer

Chuchu, why do you keep staring at that loser across from you

I am not unfamiliar with the profession of a Taoist priest, as there is one in my family

Interesting, truly interesting

"There are three urgent matters for a person. You ask me to endure, but why don't you endure for a moment?" Zhou Chuchu said defiantly

The movie on the phone is very enjoyable, and the beautiful woman across is also very attractive

"Mind your words, classmate." I suppressed my anger and tried to communicate with this chubby girl in a gentlemanly manner

At this moment, I deeply resent my former friends and classmates... Almost every one of them said I was unattractive, and at that time, the naive me actually believed it to be true

I am sorry! I said softly, and the person immediately vanished from the spot

No more time can be wasted, a low growl emanated from my throat, my mouth slightly opened to reveal a pair of fangs, and my eyes gradually turned blood red

The voice was right beside her, belonging to a middle-aged woman with red eyes, who anxiously searched everywhere with her shiny phone. Unfortunately, the carriage was not only dimly lit but also extremely crowded, leaving her helplessly shouting in place

... ...

How dare you disrupt my good fortune at this moment

It seems that there is some noise coming from the roof of the car

I set down the juice in my hand and sat up from the bed

Through the door of the compartment, the sounds of commotion from the passengers can be heard

Sometimes I find myself questioning whether they are doing it intentionally

This has really angered me. You fatso, if you had called me an ugly man in the past, I might have believed it by accident. But the reality now is that a beautiful woman has been staring at me since she got on the bus; is there any reason other than being attracted by my handsome appearance?

Well, this is quite impressive!

I squinted my eyes, and my body suddenly vanished

Wait! This smell is clearly right in front of me, but why can't I see the "dried goods"?

"Aunt, please do not worry. Since your son went missing in the car, he must still be in the car now. Please remain calm; I will go find him right away." After saying this, I began to sniff around like a dog.

Has someone had an accident so soon

"Disgusting loser! Are you still unwilling to let go and trying to take advantage? Truly a toad dreaming of eating swan meat, revolting!" The chubby girl clapped her hands and said to me with a face full of disdain

Upon opening the door to the compartment, I immediately sensed that something was amiss

There is a beautiful woman sitting across from me, and I truly cannot focus entirely on my phone. More importantly, I feel her gaze sweeping over me repeatedly

I was taken aback with surprise; that "thing" is still on the train

I impatiently kicked the bathroom door, my sharp nails poised and ready to strike

My talent, of course, cannot be discerned merely by looking into my eyes, but handsomeness is something that can radiate from within.

What is this guy doing! Why is he making such a fuss for no reason? I thought to myself, feeling somewhat unhappy

There are not many things in this world that can surprise me, because I myself am something that can astonish others

Ah— after a moment of daze, the uncle finally noticed my "terrifying" appearance and couldn't help but scream in fright

The door was kicked open ... A middle-aged man squatting on the toilet with a roll of toilet paper stared at me in shock, as if he were completely dumbfounded.

Sigh ...? ... Why do I have the surname Zeng? It's one thing for me to have the surname Zeng, but why did my parents name me Jian?

This is a train to Jinhua City. I am comfortably sipping juice in the soft sleeper compartment, leisurely watching a movie on my phone

I am very clear about what kind of "thing" has appeared outside; at this moment, I certainly do not wish for a beautiful woman to encounter danger

However, it cannot be ruled out that the "thing" and Xiao Ming have already left the train If that is the case, it would be somewhat troublesome

It's her again! It's that damn fatso causing trouble again

I suppressed my excitement and unceremoniously enveloped her small hand with my palm

Indeed, the scent there is extremely strong, almost to the point of being suffocating

"Officer, my three-year-old son is missing... He was clearly sitting on my lap, but just now after the lights went out, when I reached for him, he was gone! What do you think happened? I'm so worried; there are so many kidnappers these days..." A middle-aged woman said to me, her face full of anxiety.

a foul odor, an extremely unpleasant smell

Here it comes again! This time the smell is even stronger

However, it now appears that this is a blatant jealousy, and this is their most malicious lie

Zhou Chuchu's face turned red, and a trace of anger flashed between her brows

At this moment, I felt a bit lightheaded, so I slightly tilted my head to allow her to better appreciate my perfect 45-degree handsome face

The entire carriage was suddenly engulfed in darkness

Thinking of this, I furrowed my brows tightly. If they really left the train, then it would be inevitable for me to jump off the train to save them.

"If you want to go, then just go. Truly, lazy people have a lot of complaints." At this moment, the chubby girl did not forget to mock me.

She is a chubby girl who looks like a mountain when viewed vertically and like a ball when viewed horizontally

What I did not expect was that just as I left, Zhou Chuchu followed me out as well

I opened the train's ventilation hatch, nimbly climbed onto the roof, and was just about to "go on a rampage" when I suddenly saw a scene that left me utterly astonished

Pfft— the juice I had in my mouth sprayed out immediately... I have seen shamelessness, but I have never seen anyone more shameless than myself

To know that those "things" cannot escape the gaze of my eyes, which can see through both the realms of yin and yang

I drank too much water and need to go to the restroom. I chuckled lightly and prepared to walk towards the door of the private room

Ultimately, I set my sights on the restroom on the train

I was taken aback and quickly struck the back of his neck with a knife-hand, rendering him unconscious

I feel particularly handsome today; otherwise, why would that beautiful woman across from me keep stealing glances at me

Hello, my name is Zeng Jian. It is a pleasure to meet you. Since the beautiful lady has a good impression of me, this is undoubtedly the best time to seize the opportunity. I raised my hand while flashing a charming smile.

"You ... ... may I ask who you are ... ..." Startled by the pitch darkness surrounding me, the middle-aged woman relaxed upon hearing that I could help her find her son

I stepped forward and patted the middle-aged woman's shoulder, reassuring her: "Auntie, do not worry, I will find your son"

Regardless of whether they are malevolent spirits or monstrous beings, those who hinder my pursuit of romance shall be punished, no matter how far they may be

I was captivated by it, yet I forgot to let go of my hand

Although the compartment is shrouded in darkness at this moment, in my line of sight, it is no different from daylight

At this moment, I know I have perfectly attracted him. There are only two types of men who can attract beautiful women: one is handsome, and the other is talented

I... I also need to go to the restroom," Zhou Chuchu said, her face slightly flushed, as she raised her hand.

I raised my eyebrows slightly, yet a barely perceptible cold smile appeared at the corners of my mouth

"You filthy loser! How dare you eavesdrop on my conversation!" The chubby girl turned beet red and pointed her thick finger at me, saying, "Do you have some ulterior motive towards me? I've noticed your strange gaze for a long time!"

... ...

Xiaoming, where are you? Xiaoming, come out quickly! You are making your mother anxious! Xiaoming... The voice of that woman outside started again, this time even carrying a tone of crying